miketooch:

dumbledorkus:

thefaultinourfandoms:

melissamceagle:

do you think anime parents have a baby 

and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think

oh no

she’s a main character.”

"oh shit im a tragic backstory"

a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child. 

he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,

When did you start wearing your hair like that?”

That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.

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10knotes:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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black-nata:

[SUPER COVERT MILITARY FLIRTING]

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